Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 17, 2012
September 16, 2012
September 18, 2012
Transcript:
Priest: Could I have your attention, please! Priest: I am Rev. Jackson Reed! It often falls my lot to be a professional killjoy! Priest: But if you'll assemble on the deck, we're ready for the ceremony... Priest: Then, you can get back to the reception!
they put the cart before the horse. you don’t celebrate a touchdown till you cross the goal line. you don’t celebrate a marriage till one has taken place. Duh! i didn’t think anyone in the strip was religious at all. usually clergy won’t marry folks now unless you are a member of their congregation. if you don’t attend church why would you want a minister to preside at your wedding? also why get married at all in this day and age? there are more single folks than married, more single parents than married and more children born out of wedlock than to married folks.