Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 09, 2013

Is that like two can keep a secret as long as one is dead?

That’s like my den except it’s the bathroom door, which I like to keep closed because it’s where the catpan is kept and the cats are bad to use it out of being too lazy to go out the cat door. Unless the weather is bad, then of course the bathroom door is left open

Well, Arlo, you could try to remember to shut the door, y’know.

At the hole where he went inRed-Eye called to Wrinkle-Skin.Hear what little Red-Eye saith:“Nag, come up and dance with death!”Eye to eye and head to head,(Keep the measure, Nag.)This shall end when one is dead;(At thy pleasure, Nag.)Turn for turn and twist for twist—(Run and hide thee, Nag.)Hah! The hooded Death has missed!(Woe betide thee, Nag!)

I’m gonna miss Janis.

Since Arlo doesn’t seem to understand the big deal, give him the hairy pillow

I bet that’s the whole reason he sits on the pillows……just to bug her……….Good one pshearer……

This is why cats should NOT be allowed in the house.

I don’t see why she’s upset. She wasn’t home last night anyway.

Pets aren’t allowed on the bed?? Why have pets if you don’t like them?

Has Jimmy Johnson had a brain transplant, been replaced, or what? Arlo & Janis hasn’t been the least bit funny for two months. I quit reading it.

We used to allow our three small dogs sleep with us, it’s amazing how three 20 lb. dogs can take up so much room.

Being allergic to cats, I do all I can to keep it out of the bedroom. My allergy isn’t so bad (anymore, compared to when I was a kid), so I can tolerate her in the house, but if she sneaks a nap on my pillow, there’s a good chance I’m gonna wake up with lips that look like a botox experiment gone awry.

“Cats are very clean animals which like to live in clean surroundings.”-Nothing which cleans itself by licking itself is really clean. Every hair is coated with dried cat saliva. -I don’t mind, mind you, but let’s be honest.

Cats brushed daily still shed, just less. Except in SPRING..And it’s the saliva (from them grooming) that people are allergic to, my mom loves our kitty, but she can’t stand that Diamond wants to sit on her chest just under her chin, or nuzzle her face, those set her off.

Also, since I never had a pet growing up, there’s a very high liklyhood that if we let her into our bedroom she would start giving me allergies (you can Google the studies yourself) so it might be as Janis ages letting him in the bedrom has sensitized her and now she’ll have a reaction if he’s in her bedroom.