Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 12, 2013

Lederhosen are very expensive. Dirndls, not so much.

As long as he doesn’t order a flugelhorn.

@trollbridge: why? who’s talking about holding it up?

Some things are best kept private.

And that in a nutshell is the Internet..After a point you stop and say, “How did I get her?”and realize that you can’t remember, clicking on numerous link from various web pages.

Lederhosen? Well slap my spatzle and call me a weizenbock.

As long as he’s got nice legs the lederhosen will look fine. Did he order himself a 2 l stein whilst he was at it?

Cue the band – time for the duck dance.

“One thing led to another and, by the way, there’s a second hand lion coming too.”

He’s as optimistic as Agnes!

The Lederhosen will come in handy for the next costume party.

Mink lined leiderhosen?

@Trollbridge: A dirndl is not kept up. It keeps things up almost to the brim of overflowing.