Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 15, 2014
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May 16, 2014
Transcript:
Arlo: OUCH! Janis: Oh, my! This might need stitches! Janis: You keep the kitchen knives like razors! Arlo: A sharp knife is safer than a dull one! Janis: Yes, if it'd been dull, you might've cut off your finger!
When I visited the ER after slicing my finger to the bone, I expected stitches. I got superglue instead.