Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 23, 2015
Transcript:
Janis: That garage is so hot! Arlo: I'm OK, thanks! Janis: It wouldn't hurt to take a break! Arlo: When I'm at a good stopping point! Janis: I've been begging you forever to build that bookcase, and when you finally get started, I can't get you to quit! Janis: Honestly! You can be so hard-headed! Arlo: That's one perspective!
You know you are really married when everything you do is wrong. You know you are really a bigamous when all her friends agree.