Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 15, 2015
December 14, 2015
December 16, 2015
Transcript:
Arlo: NO! Arlo: Not the stone cottage on the secluded 20 acres! Arlo: You want the house by the gravel quarry, with the asbestos siding! Janis: I don't want to watch HGTV with you if you don't watch it right!
I’m put off by the constant use of the word “space” on HGTV. “Oh, isn’t this a nice space?” What happened to the word “room?” Sorry, folks, “space” just sounds too pretentious for me. And I’d say more but if you’ll excuse me I’ve got to visit the bathspace. Sorry. Back in a few minutes.