Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 10, 2019

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    Grumpy Old Guy  almost 5 years ago

    Bow?

    That confirms Arlo is being gaslighted….

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Bully for you, Janis!

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    Celarius Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Arlo is lucky – I worked with three designers plus the client

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    Perfect word, Arlo!

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    Arlo just go with the flow. You do not want to incur the wreath of Janis.

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    Da'Dad  almost 5 years ago

    I have been cursed with my father’s eye. Like him, I am distracted by misplacements of just a fraction of an inch. One of his favorite expressions was “Square with the world” and yes, that wreath is almost, but not quite centered.

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    Da'Dad  almost 5 years ago

    I have spared you the rather long ghost story I have on this subject.

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    jarvisloop  almost 5 years ago

    Now what was it that Arlo said on 12.05.19? Ah, yes. He said, “How long have we been married?”

    Turnabout is the fairest but most unkind of play, eh, Arlo?

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    imbaldeagle  almost 5 years ago

    Reminds me of the comment by a retired carpenter friend of mine: “plumb and a little more”.

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    Tyge  almost 5 years ago

    Well played, Janis.

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    Inahastation(eye nuh ha station)  almost 5 years ago

    “Gaslighting”. I’m not familiar with that term. Little help?

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    david_42  almost 5 years ago

    One occasion, my then GF was insisting a picture wasn’t level. My level said it was, so I checked the ceiling, it wasn’t.

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    In a word, Yes.

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    Barnabus Blackoak  almost 5 years ago

    what bow?

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And that is why I let the Mrs. handle that part of the decorations.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    could be the door frame isn’t plumb

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Well then, I’m sure you’ll be glad to straighten things out.

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    micromos  almost 5 years ago

    Shades of my wife.

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    CynthiaLeigh  almost 5 years ago

    What bow?

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    COL Crash  almost 5 years ago

    She’s serious. To an individual so obsessed with perfection even a half a degree off is unacceptable.

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    yipp_eeee  almost 5 years ago

    There is no bow. She is gaslighting him.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    “No, you ACTUALLY are crazy.”

    “Crazy over YOU.”

    “That excuses a lot of other flaws.”

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    royq27  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like Janis ends glasses

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    donwestonmysteries  almost 5 years ago

    You hang it on one nail and let gravity do the rest.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    What bow? There isn’t one.

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    ScullyUFO  almost 5 years ago

    My take was that they also have a Christmas gaslight with a bow on it, which is crooked, according to Janis, which is somewhere else around the house. The joke is that the use of the term “gaslight” went over Janis’ head (as with a number of readers).

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    thuddriver01  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t see a bow!

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    Airbender  almost 5 years ago

    Janis, if you can do better, have at it.

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    bevgreyjones  almost 5 years ago

    Makes perfect sense to me.

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