Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 28, 2020

You can certainly walk the talk.

Wrong answer, Arlo. You should have given the husband’s universal answer : Yes, dear.

Me too, Arlo.

He may live to regret that.

And no television or cell phone to prevent conversation.

Arlo’s cure for insomnia is having a conversation with Janis.

Personally I’d opt for a certain physical activity.

Athlete’s tongue is the scourge of clueless husbands.

My wife and I take turns being the nod off person.

Are they going to sell their house?

And, there’s usually less sexual tension.

Gotta be hard to walk with your foot in your mouth.

Arlo’s so talented, he can walk and talk at the same time.

Janis was giving a rhetorical explanation and arlo failed by providing an accurate answer. He needed to give the rhetorical answer, “yes, dear”.

“Your pleasant voice soothes me.”

“Arlo, we need to go for a walk.”

My husband is 6’5 and I’m about 5’ so he is always way ahead of me when we walk. If I go faster, so does he so I just keep my own pace and figure he’ll notice when he’s too far ahead.

Back when I was healthy walking was exhilarating and helped to clear and pump up the mind. Now it is just a necessary chore.

Keep it up Arlo and while you’re busy putting your foot in your mouth, Janis will be putting her foot up your…..

And now – with all of the assorted medical conditions we both have and the foods that we cannot eat as a result – I have figured out that we can eat all the green beans and mushrooms we want – at least it is something we can eat without problems.