Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 04, 2020

Yeast. Don’t forget yeast.

Paper products of all kinds. And batteries. I’m a little surprised no-one’s managed to gin up a run on batteries yet. (Makes as much sense as TP.)

Could you add cheese dip?

Gravitas? She has ice cream on the list!

Eat too much of that gravitas and you’ll really put on the pounds.

Dried lentils are nice.

Toss some steaks in and we’re good.

More wine. It helps the most.

I prefer Doritos to Gravitas…

Don’t forget to hoard up some more toilet paper.

What? No bourbon?

>Gravelly voice< And rabbits …

really? I didn’t know we were out of gravitas. What flavor do you want?

Fresh vegetables?

Milk and bread could have been pre-printed on the list. Some things you can’t stockpile.

when your gravitas fails and negativity won’t pull you through . . .

More wine, definitely more wine.

Those are NOT groceries, those are condiments.

A comic strip is not funny when you have to look up the words.

Fruit cake would add gravitas

Needs some proteins, which doesn’t always mean meat, and skip either the cheez-its, or the potato chips, you don’t need both.

DON"T FORGET the chocolate!

Feliz gravitas!

What? No toilet paper?

Need tonic to go with the limes, vermouth for the olives, dip for the chips, beer for the cheez-its, sprinkles for the ice cream, cheese for the wine. Now you have a list with "gravitas.

Excellent choice Janice. Vintage “Best Before 5/11/20.”

Sounds like my grocery list. Mrs. Baker does not approve.

Gravlax would add gravitas.

Hooray! no “Gene and family” today!