Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 25, 2022

Wrist motion???

Fanning with the phone – hilarious!

So fanning yourself with a phone isn’t particularly effective. How about swatting a bug with a phone…g’ahead, try it!

I’ve been told that if you swing it just right you can increase your step count. With me it’s time and distance. I don’t count steps.

You can’t wrap fish and chips in it, either.

Arlo should invest in a patio with better shade and an outdoor misting system or fan, and get better indoor cooling for his bride.

Newsweek is owned and operated by a real life religious cult .

Faking-out the built-in pedometer – no actual steps, but muscular wrists…..

I have a tiny little fan that plugs into the usb port on my phone. Soft silicone, but it hurts if I bump it trying to unplug.

Since when does the Newsweek app have refreshing news?

Ahh Janis, go with the flow (air)… it’ll be a long time until flannel weather! Years in fact!!

Newsweek has an app? I thought they folded years ago.

I hope Janis didn’t pay more than a dollar for that app, because that what all of Newsweek sold for.

There is probably a fan app (j/k).

There is an app called Blower (I think). It will theoretically blow out a candle; maybe it would make a good fan!

JJ probably picks a recognizable magazine name out of thin air, and then people rail against it for its politics.

Isn’t there an app that has the sound of wind blowing?

I’m doing pretty much the same thing right now.