Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 15, 2014
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Last year, walt bought me a mood ring for my birthday,so he'd be able to monitor my moods. We discovered that when i'm in a good mood it turns green...when i'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his dumb ass forehead. Maybe this year i'll get a diamond.
Do they still sell those?