Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 28, 2015
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Do NOT wash your hair with shampoo whilst showering! Lots of us use shampoo in the shower. However when doing so, the shampoo naturally runs down the body. Now printed clearly on the freakin' label are the words, "for more body and extra volume." No wonder people gain weight- huh! Stop using shampoo and start using dish washing soap! It's label says, "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove." Problem solved! Take my advice- oh and by the way if I don't answer any phone calls or texts, I'll be in the shower.
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.