Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 26, 2019

Aunty must not have a dish washer. Or a dishwasher.

7 weeks is a bit of a record. Mine usually get done by week 2 or 3.

Six hours to cook a meal?

Six hours to add water and mix?

Six hours to peel back corners and put in microwave?

Yes, I can tell you Aunty. Waaay too much 5L boxed wine.

Smoked turkey can take up to 10 hours to cook.

Relativity and time and physics. . .know just how you feel, AA . . .

The most mine take me is about 6 minutes in the microwave.

If I could afford it, I’d eat out all the time.

Murphy’s law.

I know, right?!

You first have to find the can opener.

Catch 22.

I can see why it take so long to make a meal, it takes that long to marinade herself.

Heck Aunty, I’ve told you a million times not to exaggerate!

I cook a really good meal on Sunday’s & have my mother-in-law over. When it’s time to clean up, I wash & she dries. I love her for that & so many other things!

And it takes forever to get the stuff off of your hips.