Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 28, 2020

I can see how that would drive a chameleon crazy.

And you gotta watch that colourful language too, Aunty! :D

Sanity is not all it’s cracked up to be. I tried it once; worst day of my life.

Aunty, you will be fine once the throbbing headache and strange voices stop.

Look, Aunty, you just need to remember: it ISN’T you, it really IS everybody else! Great hyperbolic simile, though. . .

Fair enough, madam. You’re crazy! There, I said it for you.

I love that expression. I may have to use it myself :-)

Auntie, you just described my life…

I’ve heard it said a crazy person wouldn’t believe they were crazy…

Aunty! Some days are like that

Wait. Did you say a Bag Full of Skittles?

Where do I get one of those?

Been there, done that, Aunty. Vivid image of the chameleon and the Skittles, too. Good one.