Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 04, 2020

Try a little decaf there, Aunty.

And… what else is in that coffee that you have such delusions?!?

I tried drinking LOTS of coffee. I wasn’t able to move anything with my mind.

She moves things IN her mind.

Who needs coffee to do that?

In that case, it was something else that you consumed.

I ain’t had caffeinated coffee for . . .let’s see. . .30 years. . .

Not only the gallons of coffee, but the gallons of 5L box wine.

My Nuclear Coffee has a different super power in every pot

Telekinesis is fun but thermal optic imaging is better, it works like those airport scanners and you can look through clothes

Control is important with any power, you really want to be able to shut it off

If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter, Aunty!

Well, you moved my clicking finger, Aunty… ☝️ ☺

I just drank to that.

My mind is too lazy to move anything.

Some days, I have trouble getting it to move Me.

That’s why I end up skipping breakfast and lunch so often.

It stimulates the muscles of the large bowel as well as the bladder. Items 1 & 2 that are moved by the mind.