Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 06, 2021

That aunty! Always leaving something special in the K!

Maybe “serial killer” is your default setting.

Lots of people get that, it comes with age

Aunty, just because you are paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

Also, your intellectual idiom is “insipidity”.

Age and gravity will do that to a face, esp. when it has spent the better part of its life scowling in judgement.

“She was such a quiet person…”

Um, no she wasn’t… ☺

I really do have that! I look real mean when my face is at rest.

They call it “resting face”, Auntie.

Real serial killers look like normal people.

…. natural birth control….

https://www.cnn.com/2016/02/03/health/resting-bitch-face-research-irpt/index.html

I think I’ve figured Aunty Acid’s real name; Auntie Grizelda…as made famous in old The Monkees tune.

I stopped killing Cereal years ago.

There is nothing worse than soggy corn flakes.

Except Soggy Raisin Bran.