Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 30, 2021

Of course, that “friend” may have “doctored” them.

I wouldn’t wait for you to leave the room. One friend of mine purposely doused his fries with vinegar as soon as they arrived. It wasn’t that he liked vinegar, he just knew that I didn’t and wouldn’t steal his fries.

I usually get fries with my meal. I hate fries….but it is a small sacrifice to keep my pastrami bacon burger from the thieving masses….

Way to keep that butt in “shape”, Aunty!

Way to pat yourself on your back, Aunty and forgetting your friend spent more than a dollar for those fries!

I generally skip the fries. I remember when they used to be crispy and tasted good. Either my taste has changed or they found a more economical (cheaper) way of making them that makes them less tasty.

since those look like they’re mickey D “fries” she’s more than welcome to them…

Rumor around Liverpool is that you are known to steal both.

You can bet your Ѡom dollar on that…

If you weren’t so cheap you wouldn’t need to steal them.

I blame it on the fries, for being so delicious!

My first job was at the food concession stands at an amusement park. To be able to “turn” the meal quicker, we would pre-cook the fries to get them cooked all the way through. Then when the customer ordered them we’d dunk them in the 9,000 degree Fahrenheit oil and scald them into crispness.

They actually tasted good. Of course I was an early teenager at the time and ANY junk food tasted good. If I ate now what I ate then: (a) I’d weigh 300 pounds based on sheer calories (I ate 6 meals a day) and (b) I’d die of a heart attack either from the fat or sugar contents of the diet in a matter of weeks.

Me, too.