Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 16, 2022

—) Ah, but Aunty has the feared Washington, D.C. law firm Spewpuss and Brimstone on retainer. The Devil’s lawyer is more evil than than Satan, but THEIR Harvard-trained attorneys are more evil still:

“Spewpuss and Brimstone are the lawyers that Fix

Call 666-Sixty-six Sixty-six!”

can i do that ? really?? no one told me !!!! I could’ve done that 20 years ago!

Heaven doesn’t want me and Hell is afraid I’ll take over.

Talk about the ransom of Red Chief!

Beep. Leave a message at the beep.

Satan has a restraining order against me.

So Aunty has become completely soul-less

Well it’s good to see that Ged is catching up to the memes on the internet.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/55/96/94/55969430d634ab5daf9ef60bb1af4d41.jpg

“Be Hellza, Bub❗”

(^ಠ  ͜ ಠ^)

There’s the devil in the fine print…

It’s not like she uses it.

I think he is going to offer her a job.

I can only assume he’s worried that when she dies and goes to Hell, she’ll push him out of the front office.