Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 17, 2022

oh please they can do it still and cry their way out shrug

That’s exactly what I do.

Crying when angry is a diversionary reflex, like crocodile tears. Female tears utilize acidic vapors to blind men temporarily, then — SNAP! — go the jaws.

It’s a proven scientific fact thatijustmadeup.

AMEN Aunty Acid…amen…

It’s the depression. Caused by all the alcohol consumed by drinking excessive wine.

I always suspected PMS

Aunty, Women cry for any reason and no reason at all. That’s like asking why is it cloudy when it rains.

Seeing the news these days, that doesn’t stop some people.

True.

My wife says her former coworkers would have killed me if I had been their husband and did or said the same to them that I (allegedly) did to my wife. So I asked her what I had done that they considered worthy of the death penalty. She says that she couldn’t remember. I deserve to DIE and she doesn’t rememer what for? Does anyone reading this believe she remembers I should die but not what for?

It also makes the Neighbors talk.