Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 03, 2022

We know, Auntie.

What’s there to know?

“People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they’ll have good voice boxes in case there’s ever anything really meaningful to say.” (Kurt Vonnegut)

How do you know about this?

Politics are a prime example of this.

and auntie would know…

“People who THINK they know everything are really irritating to those of us who DO know everything…”

Money talks…BS walks

However, if you SHOUT it, then it becomes true.

So true, Aunty! [Wink, wink, nudge, nudge…]

Empty barrels make the most noise.

’Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Mansplaining?

There was this one Know It All who would monopolize every conversation with his “wisdom”. I told him, “Between you and me we must know everything in the world, you know everything about everything except that you are a great bore and I know that.”

Words of “wisdom” from Aunty, who has something to say, everyday of the year???? Oh the irony of it all.

And those that do know aren’t even asked…

Coincidentally and appropriately, Auntie appears today for me right after Chip Bok’s ’toon depicting Biden ranting about dangerous Republicans.

I know someone that definitely fits that description. And when he starts talking, people find someplace else to be.

Perfectly summed up by the scarecrow in The Wizard Of Oz:

“Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.”.

Indeed!

You are referring to gop?