Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 03, 2022

Nice! It also sounds like a diabetes specialist.

Hah! That’s rich.

It’s also non-racist. Sugar can be either white or brown, while glucose has no color.

Sucrose sucker.

“My tongue belongs to Sugar Daddy.”

I see Sugar Daddy and Sugar Babies candies at the store sometimes. I bought a small box of the Sugar Babies sometime back. They weren’t as good as I remembered them being as a kid, probably because I’m not a kid anymore.

I can’t afford to be a sugar daddy. It would have to be “Splenda Daddy.”

And the other side of the coin would be “Sweet Meat”? ☺

The gender neutral term for Gold Digger is Self Centered W-hore.

How about the term ‘Hot Mama’???

It’s a pity a lot of parents of the idiots around today weren’t neutered 10 months before a birth