Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 03, 2023

Or WallyWorld

that way you can begin bankrolling them from day one

“Useless crap”

That’s where they’ll find me. LOL !

Ouch.

I did well at science fiction gatherings.

they need someone to get their brains away already, not another piece of junk lying around

(On The Other Hand):

WOMEN:

Stop going to Bunco to meet Older Men —

GO TO FLEA MARKETS!

They’re already there, roaming amidst useless junk they don’t need!

I go to Target to purchse items I need. Then, scoot.

I tried that. But even though I was on clearance I was still passed by.

I’m just gonna go to Home Depot and pick up something I won’t regret a week from now

As a last resort you can try family reunions.

OK, guys. The second best way to pick up women is to go to the park while walking a dog.

The best way is to go to the park pushing a baby stroller with an infant girl dressed in a “cute” outfit while you’re wearing a sign that says, “I am her uncle.”

Can’t go to Target here in Canada. They opened lots of stores here but they failed, so they went back down south with their tails between their legs.

Those women in bars are already getting juiced up. Lot easier than walking around some store chatting up some dame in hair rollers.

I knew a fellow who lost a bet. The punishment: his teammates had him put on a dress and go sit at the bar for an hour. Some half-drunk dude came over to him offering a drink. After a little while, a fight broke out. The bouncer threw the drunk out. The bartender asked the fellow in the dress what happened. “He got all upset when he found out I am a man.” The bartender replied, “I would have thought your beard would have tipped him off.”

The moral of the story is: just because it is in lady’s clothing, it may not be a woman!

Actually, up here in Canada, we all meet at WalMart!

Actually, go to Walmart, they’re already dressed for bed.

But hitting on women in stores is now considered harassment.

No I’ll still go to bars, it’s more fun while you’re searching, and you meet women with similar interest.

So men are useless crap?

now she tells us…

many years ago when i was still young enough to be hanging out in bars and didn’t know that retail outlets were the place to go to meet women, i saw an attractive young woman in the supermarket. i was there to shop, not to meet women, but i was still curious why she was wearing a button that said NO!…

My child hangs out at Target for quite a bit of her shopping. I don’t get it myself. I will go with her on occasion to help with the kids and all, but I rarely see anything I want. I used to be able to get cute little dog raincoats and such there, but they totally eliminated the line they had of dog items. That was many years ago. I maybe, on my own, go to Target maybe once every few years myself. Then I wonder why I am even wasting my time.

Ouch.