Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 14, 2023

tell that to my knee and back pains

Her hair is giving me the finger!

Even as ill as I’ve been, I still look over 15 years younger.

Sadly, some people never like their own looks.

So, somewhere around age 27.

If I stop and look back. I’m old.

If I keep looking forward, I’m not.

Oh, I ain’t worried. As of this past Saturday at 11:13 AM, I am Forever 50!

Well I’m not going to be looking in the mirror any time soon.

I am worried about how old I am because women hit on me and then run away when they find out my actual age. One lovely lady was 27 years younger than me. We had one lovely date and then she freaked.

Exactly, Aunty!

Yeah. That boat sailed 30 years ago. Now I just hope my fly is zipped.

Start, Aunty, start… ☺

Or when we stop being delusional.

I’m forever 50 already

why worry about something you can’t do anything about…?

Meh…since we can’t do anything about it, I just figure, I’m going to enjoy the ride, as much as possible!

Having recently turned 64, I am aware of how old I am, but I try never to worry about it. Waste of time. And my wife of 38 years still thinks I look magnificent.