Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 18, 2023

i’ll settle down with coffee

[Sigh] Yes, it’s always all about the money…

Amen. They are pearls of great price. Money won’t keep you warm on a cold night. True friends will come over unannounced when you’re down, bringing chocolate, vodka, and glitter.

What’s she doing hanging around under that street lamp?

I realise this is a play on words/grammar, but It’s too early in the morning, for me to spot it. Can someone point the obvious out to me, please?

“Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!”

“Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.”

So, aunty is a “Material Girl”. I think it worked out better for Madonna.

And for guys…it’s the family jewels! LOL

Commonly called a coven.

Sweet Caroline…

Someone has rocks in her head. Diamonds are not rare and precious. They are controlled as to how many are on the market and the price is controlled. Some are “blood diamonds,” and people actually die mining them. I find them kind of boring to look at.

Tis a lonely life when your friends are baubles.

Forget diamonds, my dogs were always my best friends.

Female friendship is the greatest gift.

……and hers are in the rough……just a “diamond in the rough”!

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