Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 29, 2024

She should have started 55 years ago. Preventive maintenance can do wonders.

I’m 58, and I don’t look over 40. Purity Made Simple cleanser/toner/moisturizer/makeup remover is my preferred cleanser as it’s one step, one product. A tiny bit of firming serum around the eyes, and never forget your sunblock—that’s one simple way to look younger.

Cataracts makes all the difference….

Be prepared to get the skinny from all our commenters today, Aunty!

Don’t forget to get a trowel to help you put it on.

Regime or regimen? Aunty Acid, c’mon!

Get your portrait painted by the artist who did Dorian Gray.

Aunty, don’t forget the attitude adjustment pills.

Easy to look great when hiding behind Icon ID. Everyone could look as cute as Broom Hilda.Don’t drink, don’t smoke-no drugs. Don’t get over exposed to sunlight. Don’t worry. Born independently wealthy. Have great looks. Have great body. What me worry? Alfred E. Neuman.

Witch hazel.

I look younger than my years when I put my teeth in. Most days, if it’s just me and the cats, I don’t bother. I’ve always cleaned my face with just water, and moisturize occasionally.

Sandblaster? ☺

Have you tried a paper bag?

Why remove your battle scars, you’ve earned them.

Oil of Old Lady?

The really difficult part is removing “Married to Walt” from her face.