Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 09, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  4 months ago

    Don’t Get Fresh With Me!

    I used to work for a very well-known quick-service seafood restaurant. A customer came through and ordered a bunch of food. Then, she asked:

    Customer: “Can everything be cooked fresh?”

    It was absolutely no problem honoring that request. It was what she said after we had everything cooked and bagged up that was… odd.

    As I was handing her the bags with her food in them, she had the audacity to say:

    Customer: “Don’t you think I should get something for free, since I had to wait on all my food?”

    I simply smiled at her and replied.

    Me: “Not when you specifically asked us to make all of your food fresh for you, no. When you ask us to cook it fresh, you should know there’s going to be a wait. Have a nice day!”

    I then closed the window and walked away.

    NOT MY STORY

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yeah, and I’m the one who made a trauma RN vomit a couple of years ago.

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    ‘A Lady in Distress’ is nobly to be saved. ‘A Lady Who Causes Stress’ should be avoided if possible.

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    Calvinist1966  4 months ago

    Is that a breath of fresh air or a lot of hot air?

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    CorkLock  4 months ago

    Jesus has an answer for you – Hell.

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    ChessPirate  4 months ago

    So, how are things in Aunty World? ☺

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    dflak  4 months ago

    I don’t get migraines; I cause them.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    Truthfully Aunty, you’re not.

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    rockyridge1977  4 months ago

    ……..really not that special!!!!!

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    Me too, Aunty.

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    old_geek  4 months ago

    But I feel unworthy…

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    Thankfully I’m immune to stress.

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    Jennifer Falk  4 months ago

    he,he,he….evil laughter

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    causing other people discomfort isn’t something to be proud of…

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    Chris Sherlock  4 months ago

    Aunty doesn’t get headaches…she gives them.

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    dbrucepm  4 months ago

    she sounds like management

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