Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 09, 2024

Don’t Get Fresh With Me!

I used to work for a very well-known quick-service seafood restaurant. A customer came through and ordered a bunch of food. Then, she asked:

Customer: “Can everything be cooked fresh?”

It was absolutely no problem honoring that request. It was what she said after we had everything cooked and bagged up that was… odd.

As I was handing her the bags with her food in them, she had the audacity to say:

Customer: “Don’t you think I should get something for free, since I had to wait on all my food?”

I simply smiled at her and replied.

Me: “Not when you specifically asked us to make all of your food fresh for you, no. When you ask us to cook it fresh, you should know there’s going to be a wait. Have a nice day!”

I then closed the window and walked away.

NOT MY STORY

Yeah, and I’m the one who made a trauma RN vomit a couple of years ago.

‘A Lady in Distress’ is nobly to be saved. ‘A Lady Who Causes Stress’ should be avoided if possible.

Is that a breath of fresh air or a lot of hot air?

Jesus has an answer for you – Hell.

So, how are things in Aunty World? ☺

I don’t get migraines; I cause them.

Truthfully Aunty, you’re not.

……..really not that special!!!!!

Me too, Aunty.

But I feel unworthy…

Thankfully I’m immune to stress.

he,he,he….evil laughter

causing other people discomfort isn’t something to be proud of…

Aunty doesn’t get headaches…she gives them.

she sounds like management