The Early Bird Counts Its Chickens In The Bush
(My boss spent thirty-five years in the Army, and it shows. He is famous for quoting motivational posters.)
Boss: to camper “I understand your concern, ma’am, but sometimes you have to crawl before you can walk.”
Camper: “I just wanted to transfer campsites.”
Boss: “Understood. But sometimes it takes a village, right?”
Camper: to me “Can I speak with someone who isn’t on crack?”
The Early Bird Counts Its Chickens In The Bush
(My boss spent thirty-five years in the Army, and it shows. He is famous for quoting motivational posters.)
Boss: to camper “I understand your concern, ma’am, but sometimes you have to crawl before you can walk.”
Camper: “I just wanted to transfer campsites.”
Boss: “Understood. But sometimes it takes a village, right?”
Camper: to me “Can I speak with someone who isn’t on crack?”