Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 16, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  4 months ago

    Tomato-No-No

    I am taking a customer’s appetizer order:

    Customer: “I’ll get the chips and salsa.”

    I bring that out to her table and then she asks:

    Customer: “Oh, I ordered the tacos for my entrée but make sure the tacos don’t have tomato because I’m allergic.”

    Me: Politely. “You should stop eating the salsa immediately if that’s the case.”

    Customer: Looking me straight in the eyes. “No, they are blended so it’s okay.”

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    sergioandrade Premium Member 4 months ago

    You’ll see something but probably not what you wanted to see.

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    WhatsTheJoke  4 months ago

    “We’ll see” is up there on the list with other important things like “We need to talk” ….All things that will set off a guy’s internal alarms.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 4 months ago

    Very true.

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    jmworacle  4 months ago

    When my Mother said: “We’ll see. It was a definite ‘No’.”

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    And here I just cleaned my glasses.

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    rodney  4 months ago

    Our kids (and also I) knew it meant “no way in h#!!” when my wife said “we’ll see”. “maybe” actually meant it might be possible.

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    rockyridge1977  4 months ago

    The era of false hope!!!!!

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    Indeed.

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    It’s not like you’re giving away secrets

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    EMGULS79  4 months ago

    Especially if that woman is a mom. (Unless you can get Dad to intervene).

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    dimndno  4 months ago

    That rule applies to dads too.

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