At our fast food place, we just got a new hire, and she happens to have huge breasts.
The manager is giving [New Hire] and one other new-ish guy a talk about how to do something. We all have to stand around and listen anyway — thanks, corporate. [Manager] tries to end on a motivational, team-talk note.
Manager: To [New Hire] “Don’t worry; you’re new. Just do your breast.”
Cue awkward silence from all of us, except [New Hire]. Totally unfazed, she went, “Okay,” and got to work.
face was completely red — like, ketchup red — and he went into his office and didn’t come out for the better half of the day.
Not Putting His Breast Foot Forward
At our fast food place, we just got a new hire, and she happens to have huge breasts.
The manager is giving [New Hire] and one other new-ish guy a talk about how to do something. We all have to stand around and listen anyway — thanks, corporate. [Manager] tries to end on a motivational, team-talk note.
Manager: To [New Hire] “Don’t worry; you’re new. Just do your breast.”
Cue awkward silence from all of us, except [New Hire]. Totally unfazed, she went, “Okay,” and got to work.
face was completely red — like, ketchup red — and he went into his office and didn’t come out for the better half of the day.