I just finished my coffee, time for another one and I think a little Kahlua to start my Christmas Eve day in the right direction. Btw, I want a bike Santa, in red, straight handle bars, single gear, yup a Fixie.
Reminds me of the joke/meme I’ve seen: Me: I want a dragon for Christmas. Santa: Be realistic. Me: Okay, I want a boyfriend. Santa: What color dragon do you want?
seanfear 2 days ago
Amen.
Freebyrd1 2 days ago
Rainbow coloured. Or like in the film ‘The wizard of oz’, a horse of a different colour.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 2 days ago
The wish of so many parents.
kendavis09 1 day ago
The magic of the mind
Is a gift from the Heavens
If you’ve ever seen children at play
Kindness is king in a world of enchantment
Where doubts and old fears float away
It’s stronger than imagination
With windows of reality
There can even be unicorns
If they let you touch them
They’re more than a mere fantasy
Doug K 1 day ago
Also Note: You have to be on the Nice List.
Aimless Melissa 1 day ago
Aunty deserves her unicorn, Santa!
CorkLock 1 day ago
MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE all. Don’t ever do it or you might not live to enjoy CHRISTMAS DAY.
assrdood 1 day ago
I would settle for just the coffee!
rockyridge1977 1 day ago
Impossible dream…..throw away the cell phone!!!!
monya_43 1 day ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Daltongang Premium Member 1 day ago
Wow, Aunty has gone off the deep end, now she’s believing that Santa Clause is real and can produce magic.
coffeemom88 1 day ago
Can I drink coffee AND have a unicorn? I’ve been really good!
ladykat 1 day ago
Rainbow. I’d like a rainbow unicorn.
crazeekatlady 1 day ago
I’d like a Kittycorn! An Itty Bitty Kitty Corn. (book title)
Holden Awn 1 day ago
Or maybe just a unicorn horn; battery operated, please.
cuzinron47 1 day ago
Your coffee hot and to recycle your coffee in peace.
kennnyp 1 day ago
happy almost…. ( hey… isn’t that the …‘’two lane or four lane highway to hawaii’‘… sayin’….)
Smeagol 1 day ago
I just finished my coffee, time for another one and I think a little Kahlua to start my Christmas Eve day in the right direction. Btw, I want a bike Santa, in red, straight handle bars, single gear, yup a Fixie.
T577 Brown Bunny/Vegetable Patch 62 1 day ago
I’d like my unicorn bloody red for my rare unicorn chowder.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 1 day ago
I want my Christmas martini in a chilled beer mug. And two olives.
mistercatworks 1 day ago
That’s why bathrooms have DOORS!
dogday Premium Member 1 day ago
Aunty, if you can do all that in five minutes, more power to ya!
Nobody_Important 1 day ago
Reminds me of the joke/meme I’ve seen: Me: I want a dragon for Christmas. Santa: Be realistic. Me: Okay, I want a boyfriend. Santa: What color dragon do you want?