I just finished my coffee, time for another one and I think a little Kahlua to start my Christmas Eve day in the right direction. Btw, I want a bike Santa, in red, straight handle bars, single gear, yup a Fixie.
Reminds me of the joke/meme I’ve seen: Me: I want a dragon for Christmas. Santa: Be realistic. Me: Okay, I want a boyfriend. Santa: What color dragon do you want?
seanfear 1 day ago
Amen.
Freebyrd1 1 day ago
Rainbow coloured. Or like in the film ‘The wizard of oz’, a horse of a different colour.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 1 day ago
The wish of so many parents.
kendavis09 1 day ago
The magic of the mind
Is a gift from the Heavens
If you’ve ever seen children at play
Kindness is king in a world of enchantment
Where doubts and old fears float away
It’s stronger than imagination
With windows of reality
There can even be unicorns
If they let you touch them
They’re more than a mere fantasy
Doug K 1 day ago
Also Note: You have to be on the Nice List.
Aimless Melissa 1 day ago
Aunty deserves her unicorn, Santa!
CorkLock 1 day ago
MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE all. Don’t ever do it or you might not live to enjoy CHRISTMAS DAY.
assrdood 1 day ago
I would settle for just the coffee!
rockyridge1977 1 day ago
Impossible dream…..throw away the cell phone!!!!
monya_43 1 day ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Daltongang Premium Member about 23 hours ago
Wow, Aunty has gone off the deep end, now she’s believing that Santa Clause is real and can produce magic.
coffeemom88 about 23 hours ago
Can I drink coffee AND have a unicorn? I’ve been really good!
ladykat about 22 hours ago
Rainbow. I’d like a rainbow unicorn.
crazeekatlady about 21 hours ago
I’d like a Kittycorn! An Itty Bitty Kitty Corn. (book title)
Holden Awn about 21 hours ago
Or maybe just a unicorn horn; battery operated, please.
cuzinron47 about 21 hours ago
Your coffee hot and to recycle your coffee in peace.
kennnyp about 21 hours ago
happy almost…. ( hey… isn’t that the …‘’two lane or four lane highway to hawaii’‘… sayin’….)
Smeagol about 21 hours ago
I just finished my coffee, time for another one and I think a little Kahlua to start my Christmas Eve day in the right direction. Btw, I want a bike Santa, in red, straight handle bars, single gear, yup a Fixie.
T577 Brown Bunny/Vegetable Patch 62 about 20 hours ago
I’d like my unicorn bloody red for my rare unicorn chowder.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member about 20 hours ago
I want my Christmas martini in a chilled beer mug. And two olives.
mistercatworks about 20 hours ago
That’s why bathrooms have DOORS!
dogday Premium Member about 16 hours ago
Aunty, if you can do all that in five minutes, more power to ya!
Nobody_Important about 13 hours ago
Reminds me of the joke/meme I’ve seen: Me: I want a dragon for Christmas. Santa: Be realistic. Me: Okay, I want a boyfriend. Santa: What color dragon do you want?