Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for December 17, 1995
Transcript:
Honest Herv's U-KUT-IT Christmas Trees Here we are! This is great! I can't wait! I bet we find the perfect tree! And we know that it'll be fresh because we cut it ourselves! See one you like yet? Look at that one! Oh! It's so cute! Good shape... Full branches... Nice top... No flat sides... It's beautiful! It's so green... So fresh... So fragrant... So alive... Waaaaa! Waaa You killed it! Sigh!
fake trees are more efficient.