Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for July 24, 1996
Transcript:
Nice hair. Is it raining? Hypothetically, let's say you're in a store and you see a woman whacking her son... What would you do? Uh... Sure the kid was misbehaving, but nothing major! What would you do? Hypothetically, I mean... I- uh... Remember, this hypothetical woman wasn't swatting, she was smacking! What would you do?? Huh? Huh? Is this hypothetical woman connected to the fact that your soaking wet? No, that would be the hypothetical store manager who had to use the produce hose to break us apart.
Given the rage in Wanda’s eyes yesterday, I’m amazed the hose actually worked.