Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for August 30, 1996
Transcript:
What's going on? This guy wants to kick me out. Why?? Posted rules violation, sir. I've been busted for breast-feeding. You mean you were nabbed for nursing? Collapsed for colostrum? Yeah... Maybe I was lactating illegally! I thought lifeguards were supposed to be good-natured and sensitive. You'd never make it on Baywatch, Buster!
As a former lifeguard, he went about that ALL wrong. Yes, we ask that they don’t breastfeed IN THE POOL, but if they’re on the deck it’s perfectly fine. Kicking someone out is a very, very, very, VERY bad idea. A warning at best, a lawsuit and the pink slip at worst.