Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for April 17, 1999
Transcript:
What are you drinking, daddy? Coffee. Why? Because I like it. Why? Because it wakes me up. How? Well, it has caffeine in it, and caffeine is a thing that wakes people up when they're tired. Like babies. Yeah, except copy isn't as loud and it doesn't need diapers.
Unless you drink too much.