Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for March 30, 2022

I used to do craft festivals. Zoe is not exaggerating. Toward the end of a show……………

Tinkle like the wind

It seems like wind chimes would be a nice distraction from the smell in there… until you think about what provides the wind to tinkle the chimes.

Job Johnny’s logo “We’re number 1 in number 2s”!

If people would put the cover back down it would help (visually as well). Fat chance of that.

LOL! Zoe is probably wishing she wore a diaper today!

If they think those potties are bad….try the ones in the local parks…they’re sooo bad, even the animals stay away….

you gotta go you gotta go

And there is always some that has been in the port-a-potty that had a case of diarrhea and the seat area is all brown! And the floor is all wet with pea from the little boys that have to stand up and can’t hit the urinal or quite make it over the edge to the hole.

I wonder if that expression has ever been in print before.

“Terlets”. I’m hearing that in Archie Bunker’s voice.

When ya gotta go….

Hammie is in charge of spelling today.

Anybody remember a gag in POLICE ACADEMY 4?

Hammie didn’t win??

He must be heartbroken.

At a St. Patty’s day parade, for now canceled, port a pot not as bad when considering thousand’s descended to see that parade. Otherwise yes Zoe is right.

Be thankful it’s not summertime. Then it’s really hot inside as well as smelly.

If I know I’ll be going where I have to use one I take along disinfecting wipes and my own tp.

There was a Sunday school picnic, out where there no facilities. A little girl told the teacher she had to go potty. The teacher told her, “Go back behind those bushes, stoop and make sure your panties are far enough down that you don’t get them wet.” After she was done, she walked back, and heard another little girl getting the same instructions. When the second girl came back, a little boy came up to the teacher. The girls heard her say to him, “Just go back behind the bushes.” The first girl said to the other, “I wonder why she didn’t tell him about his panties?” The 2nd girl said,“Let’s peek.”…When they did, girl #1 said,“My ! What a handy thing to have at a picnic!”.

Haha! XD

Perfectly describes them. That’s why I avoid those horrid things.

Gag! I really hate porta-potties.

And people say nothing good comes from wearing a mask.

“terlets” lolI hate porta-potties, but if you’re desperate enough, any toilet will do

All in favor of making the unit of fetor the ‘hammie’…

Many decades ago we were visiting our Great Aunt Mary and her sister Sally was also there. When it was time to go to bed, Great Aunt Sally asked us if we had to tinkle. Growing up in a house with an Anatomy and Physiology professor and a librarian as parents, we did not use colonialism. We had no idea as to what she was referring. After Aunt Sally trying a few more terms, our Mum told us what she meant. That was a confusing and enlightening moment at the same time.