Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for May 04, 2023

Wow Hammie honesty. Figured you would have come up with some kind of excuse.

Like…“Why did you stick your head in a mud puddle?”, right?

Occam’s razor. The simplest explanation is usually the right one.

I know that I have never stuck my head in a mud puddle.

Score for Hammie.

Isn’t it obvious Mom?!

An inverse mud bath.

Need the new Tide™, or go to the beach.

At least he was honest about it.

So all of Hammie’s pants are in the wash that Wanda can only put him in a t-shirt/nightshirt?

Wow, I didn’t know that Darryl was Capitan Obvious, nor did I know that Wanda was his wife.

Because it was there, and I could.

Hammie can be such a muckhead.

Never grow up, cutie.

Old “Zits” strip (same writer, different artist):

Jeremy: “Do you have a Band-Aid? Hector hit me with a rock.”

Connie: “Why did he do that? What were you doing?!?”

Jeremy: “Throwing rocks at each other.”

…and some kids do the dumbest things (on their behalf, that is often how they learn the whys, whens, wheres and hows NOT to do something..)

Now I know what happened to Pig-Pen from PEANUTS

Sometimes it is hard to believe what your eyes are telling you.

That was a silly question.

Got that right kid. With you, she should always presume the worst case scenario….

Haha! XD