Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for November 01, 2024

Zoe is about to find out what it is like to be ratted out.

he’s bro vote Trump is after, but he’s 10 years too young to vote

Like flipping a coin, Heads I win, Tails you lose.

My brother and I liked different kinds of candy. He liked licorice.. I didn’t. For him.. chocolate had to have nuts in it… not me. So we would spread our two piles on a bed and he’d take all the ones I didn’t like.. and I would take his rejects. It worked out extremely well.. and no arguing or tricking each other.

My kids (and sometime their friends) emptied all of their booty onto the dining room table, and then the bargaining began. The haggling was fierce, but in the end, everyone seemed satisfied with their deals- no Zoe-level of attempted thievery.

Gonna need a much bigger princess costume next year.

There MUST be a political joke in there somewhere.

Zoe doesn’t think she knows you’re really dumb Hammie..

You’re slipping Hammie!

Somehow this reminds me of those scams where you’re told, “You’ve come into a fortune! But to get it, you first have to give me some of yours.” Then more, and more, till you’re broke – and never see that “fortune”.

Even if Hammie rats out Zoe, she’s already mixed all the candies in one bag. How can he prove which were his?

Heads I win, tails you lose.