Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for August 20, 2023

Zinc: when a German tries to pronounce “think”.

An antsering service…..

Probably looking for Uncle Zeke.

That’s a lot of work to just talk to yourself.

I learned a long time ago that just because the phone rings doesn’t mean you have to answer it.

We want to talk to you about your cars warranty. What’s a car? When they call me I always say, Oh good. I’m at the dealer now and my diesel needs a new transmission. I really can’t believe the first one lasted 364,000 miles can you? Hello? Hello? They hung up.

The humant.