bacon by Lonnie Millsap for May 08, 2019

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    ptnjbrown  over 5 years ago

    Hippos are not as horny as rhinos.

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    bookworm0812  over 5 years ago

    Seems to me the absence of a horn on the snout would make it obvious that she’s not a rhino. And if she yawns, run for your life. She’s not bored, she’s turning vicious.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    “He wondered why she looked so different from her picture on the dating site.”

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    She wanted to be a square-o, but it’s not possible to square a “O”.

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