bacon by Lonnie Millsap for July 09, 2021

And the start of the Legion of Super Pets.

That would explain it.

You can tell it’s early because neither of them has worked out at all.

Robed crusader cat fight.

Those are the least cute cats I’ve ever seen. Bill the Cat is cuter, even.

Superman died years ago: there are no phone booths in which Clark Kent can change clothes.

Why are they both holding their cat’s rear ends?

they are both a little derpy looking! But I have always been fond of cats with stripes.

Not the comics book universe I grew up in, where Superman and Batman both had dogs.

This would be more interesting than the actual movie was.

I see they are using the bung hole as means to hold the cats up. Notice the surprised look on the cats faces.

Sorry gents; both your cats are butt-ugly