bacon by Lonnie Millsap for February 25, 2022

Have you got a doctor’s authorization to do number three?

I don’t know what that is, but you can’t get there from here.

There is a gas station down the road, go ask them.

Never deny someone use of your bathroom. Unless they’re doing Number 3, which I hear is highly destructive.

I suppose if you can have seven shades of gray, you should be able to have several shades of yellow.

3 is just 1 + 2.

A woman told me #3 is woman things… TMI

“Number 3” is the door on the right.

I’ve always thought that in future generations, humans would evolve cool features like super-big brains with expanded mental capabilities. What a letdown!

Evolution or what happens after eating too many sliders?

Drunks go number three a lot.