bacon by Lonnie Millsap for January 13, 2023

You have the wrong end of that order dude.

Not quite the same idea as cow pies.

Shearly, you jest.

From field to table dining.

I hope no one pulls the wool over their pies.

If it winks, you better get out of the way.

Mind that the desert is not chocolate covered raisins.

Uno dos, one two tres quatro

Ay, wooly bully

Watch it now, watch it

Here he comes, here he comes

Watch it now, he get ’cha

Matty told Hatty

About a thing she saw

Had two big horns

And a wooly jaw

Wooly bully

Wooly bully

Yeah drive

Wooly bully

Wooly bully

Wooly bully

Hatty told Matty

Let’s don’t take no chance

Let’s not be L-seven

Come and learn to dance

Wooly bully

Wooly bully

Wooly bully

Wooly bully

Wooly bully

Watch it now, watch it watch it watch it

Ay

Ay, drive, drive, drive

Matty told Hatty

That’s the thing to do

Get you someone really

Pull the wool with you

Wooly bully

Wooly bully

Wooly bully

Wooly bully

Wooly bully

Watch it now, watch it, here he comes

You got it, you got it

Try not to fall asleep while you’re eating.

Random Musings:

Because their shepherd is no longer available to watch over them? Did he wind up in the pie?

If I have to eat with animals in the dining room, I really prefer the places where they’re mounted on the wall.

Do the diners get to take them home at the end of the meal? Or are they just on the table to provide that special ambiance?

I’d order just to get the sheep. Someone else can eat the food.