Bad Machinery by John Allison for March 27, 2019

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 5 years ago

    I think Jordon was hoping for the same thing.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Alex doesn’t like loud noises and crowded rooms. That’s why he wants to be crammed in a capsule with a bunch of other astronauts on top of a Saturn V rocket when it blasts off. But don’t worry. Alex, there won’t be any kissing until Tuan has brushed his teeth several times and gargled an entire bottle of mouthwash.

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    garcalej  over 5 years ago

    You cannot be having fun in there, Alex. No one THAT close to one of Jordan’s onesies could possibly be having fun. Get out of there.

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    scyphi26  over 5 years ago

    Methinks all of the lads have failed at socializing tonight. Better luck next time for all of them except Jordan. I want to see him keep failing. (evil grin)

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    kr155150 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Access All Areas? That’s a powerful onesie if it’s enforceable.

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    CougarAllen  over 5 years ago

    I am beginning to suspect a mystery about Tuan. What if he is telling the truth about his hair? What if he really does just wet it and it stays like that – because he is an extraterrestrial being and that’s the way their hair is? What if it is natural for his species to fly into violent rages and be allergic to alcohol? (Technically a sensitivity, not an allergy, as alcohol is not a protein, but let’s not get bogged down in technicalities.)

    But I think the other two are probably just boys.

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    jonesbeltone  over 5 years ago

    Anyone else just sick to death of Jordan’s “rompers”? Camo-really? The lad has been dropped on his head too often. I hope there is a justification for them along the way. Rant-rant…

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    So Jordan may be innocent and Tuan really sensitive at alcohol? By the way, Alex is so me at that age.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Any one here care to guess the downside of rompers?

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    GaryCooper  over 5 years ago

    You probably don’t need to worry about kissing just now, Alex.

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    The Pro from Dover  over 5 years ago
    Shauna is so kind.
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