Bad Machinery by John Allison for February 05, 2020

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    Cheapskate0  almost 5 years ago

    Didn’t take much for him to confess.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  almost 5 years ago

    Village of the Damned 1 – Boysenberry Yogurt Nil

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Pay no heed to unforeseen circumstances. It seems to work everywhere else in life.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The yogurt…. NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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    Plods with ...™  almost 5 years ago

    What tragic drama is this? Yogurt abuse?

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    scyphi26  almost 5 years ago

    No, not the yogurt! Why won’t anybody think of the poor yogurt?!

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    Brian Perler Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    So does spilled yogurt count against your “no accidents so far”, Mildred?

    (Wait, that comment could probably be interpreted very, very wrongly, given the original implication. Sorry, never mind.)

    Anyhoo, don’t tit about with a man’s yogurt. (Actually, that doesn’t sound much better, does it? Dang it.)

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    willie_mctell  almost 5 years ago

    Hmm…“Drop his yogurt” sounds like a euphemism for something or other. It fits the noun plus verb plus noun formula.

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    ars731  almost 5 years ago

    “What the crap do we do now? He wasnt supposed to confess this soon”

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    Daeder  almost 5 years ago

    Now calmly tell him you’ll take his statement if he’s prepared to give one.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Mildred Haiku…

    Gimlet eyes focus,

    Laser locked onto me.

    What am I to do?

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