Bad Machinery by John Allison for February 24, 2023

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    What ever  almost 2 years ago

    Ironically, grading on an infinite scale effectively reduces everything to zero or one. Every finite score is infinitesimally small compared to the maximum, and every infinite score is the same because double infinity is still infinity. You have to add exponents to infinities in order to make them unequal, but if the exponents can be infinite, the problem persists. So, pick a maximum, Linton.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  almost 2 years ago

    I wonder if Dr.Marje is related to Greg Proops.

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    tudza Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Major props to Marje Proops.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Be afraid evil people, Linton is watching you!

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Use the force, Linton”, doesn’t t have quite the same ring as “Use the force, Luke”.

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    scyphi26  almost 2 years ago

    Of course that’s a book Linton would read. I’m sure the original justification in his head for it was: “Women like psychopaths? I can be a psychopath!”

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    6turtle9  almost 2 years ago

    Hmmmm, is he a bed wetter too?

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    1 × 10^11

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    tims145  almost 2 years ago

    Without Adams and Marcs, Ollies would be laughed at and pitied. Unfortunately for every Ollie, there are millions of Adams and Marcs.

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    The Pro from Dover  almost 2 years ago

    They run for political office

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