Bad Machinery by John Allison for May 14, 2024

Oh, now I wanna be fire chief!

Looks like it isn’t his first go around with crowd control.

Chief Little hates fires. He doesn’t necessarily hate parties.

OO-ER.

Mmmmm. Spatched bee!

Linton’ is a bit whiny isn’t he…?

Definitions

from The Century Dictionary.noun

from the GNU version of the Collaborative International Dictionary of English.noun Obs. & R.

A pillow for the cheek; a pillow.

from Wiktionary, Creative Commons Attribution/Share-Alike License.

noun slang The pen!s.

noun obsolete A rest or cushion for the cheek; a pillow.

definitions from Urban Dictionary

Ooer

This is the easiest and most simple way to turn any normal

sentence into a Sexual Innuendo

Steph: “Do you want to come and help me make some cakes?”

Greg: “Ooer”

Steph: “(blush) Errrmmmm No I didnt mean it like That!!!”

I think Claire likes Lottie being horrible to her, because over at the Bad Machinery site, five years later, Claire is waiting faithfully in the rain for Lottie to come. Her long wait is nearly over; new Solver comics starting June 7th.

Would someone explain “wanger”? I think I (vaguely) know what a “wanker” is, but don’t think I’ve seen/heard “wanger”. Thanks in advance!

Using a “water snake” to hose off a “roof wang” is kinda funny, though I do admit to being rather adolescent at times.

I love the way Lottie is horrible to Claire.