Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for October 26, 2000
October 25, 2000
October 27, 2000
Transcript:
Baldo: Eeeeeooooo! Arrrrgggh! You're not scared, are you? Child: I've seen "Scary Movie" 23 times and "The Exorcist" 10 times. What do you think?
THE EXORCIST?? Bruh, I’ve never watched either of those, and I probably never will…now, Baldo, if you REALLY want to scare him, just give him an envelope, and tell him not to open it for a decade. Once he opens it, there will be a link to a video, and in that video, you’ll say, “Congratulations! You’ve survived a full ten years. I’m surprised you didn’t notice. ‘Notice what?’ you may ask. Well, it seems you never realized it, but I’ve been living in your walls for ten years straight by now…yeah, you see the date below the video? THAT’S when it all started. You had NO idea. In fact, just to prove that I’m ACTUALLY here, I’ll knock on your door.” You’ll knock on the kid’s door, the video will end, and you’ll barge in wearing the same costume you did years ago, wearing a crooked smile on your face.