Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for February 21, 2003
Transcript:
Britney: So...you've never been on a date? Baldo: Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!' Britney: Why don't you pierce your tongue and get a nose ring? Baldo: See...that's the problem...my coolness is seriously hampered by my fear of self-mutilation.
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